Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Armies of the Undead are Amassing!!



More evidence that the end is near, as this image - captured in the wee hours of the morning in the Woodbine Park neighbourhood - shows.  The zombies are establishing their base camp and all signs point to imminent doom in just two more days.  The Blessed must take their part to fend off the evil forces!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Who is impersonating Ken Evans??

Someone claiming to be me has posted a plea for salvation and my name is now listed among the damned. Well, if I am to be damned, so be it... I have learned that there is more than one way to survive the coming apocalypse... the Legions of the Undead cannot be killed and it is with them that I have cast my lot. It is not too late for you: Cast off the bonds of mortality and join the Zombie and Vampyre hordes on 30.10.09!! More brains !!!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Who is Mrs Campbells and How Can She be Stopped !?!?

An unstoppable demon is coming! How can she be stopped from feasting on the souls of small blond girls, and especially Liana and Kate?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Only A Few Can Be Spared !!!

 

We’ve deciphered the symbol!!!!

 

The end of the world is coming and only a few can be spared!!! To be one of the blessed you must plead for salvation and then the powers that be will decide to bless or damn you. Those that are blessed can come to the feast at the end of the world and be spared the final cataclysm. The blessed must be at the location of the symbol on Friday October 30th !!!

 

Those that are damned will meet a grisly end.

 

But beware the zombies!!! STAY AWAY FROM THAT AWFUL JOSEPH DUGGAN STREET !!!!

 

More secrets will be revealed in the coming days.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Fleeting sight captured...


Very late last night strange noises were heard in the Woodbine Park neighbourhood of the Beaches.  An apparition could be seen darting through the shadows.  After many unsuccessful attempts, one fleeting image was captured using a cell phone camera.  The apparition was visibly disturbed, and immediately disappeared into the darkness.

The End

This is really it, isn't it...? The "end of days" prophesied in the Necromicon? Yet the Necromicon speaks also of a way to survive the destruction... But how?

Zombies

Okay, so I was walking home along the boardwalk last night and saw some pretty strange things going on out on Ashbridges point. Anyone who lives in the Beach will be well acquainted with the Zombie problem, but usually you only see one or perhaps two at a time. Last night was different. It looked like a whole pack of Zombies had formed and were roaming the point... I've never seen anything like it. From now on I'm not leaving the house unarmed... something terrible is going on.

Dr Feinstein

Who is this guy Feinstein? Why is it he's always around whenever paranormal activity is high? Is he really what he says, or is something much more sinister going on? I for one don't trust him, but whatever the real story is, one thing's for sure: his presence spells very bad news for the beaches

They're All Dead !!!

 

The last thing they did was post to this blog and now they are all dead. It’s horrible! There’s blood all over! What’s going on? What is 8Sarah4? Oh NO!!! What is that!?!!? I’m calling 911 rig

Numbers Deciphered !!!




At long last I’ve discovered the meaning of the numbers!!! I am close to deciphering the symbol. Wait, there’s someone at the door. I’ll go send them away and then reveal the secrets I’ve uncovered so far …

What is it all about

Increased reports of strange paranormal activities in the Beach area... what does it mean?